An tInneal Mallachtaí

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The Curse Engine

Directions: Select one item from each of the boxes below and click on the “Mallacht” button to generate your curse in Irish. (Or else generate a random curse.)

May...

God the devil the hounds of hell the worms your enemies a pitiless bureaucrat the Sea Cat the malevolent hedgehogs an infectious disease the War Goddess an enormous puff ball a pack of drunken Fomorians the crab lice unrequited love

weaken eat choke stab break tear destroy lick gnaw at blow up soil satirize blight

you your head your legs your cat your porridge your mama your heart your hard drive your good reputation your secret bower your worthless butt your investment portfolio your putrid socks your manly part your hair

Go ndubhaí paca Fomhórach ólta do dhea-chlú